Women’s Dirty Little Secrets That They Don’t Want Men to Know

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By: Krystle Crossman

Many people say that men are hard to read while women are an open book. However there are some secrets that women have that not many people know about.

1. Women love to pluck hairs that are growing where they shouldn’t be. There is an interesting satisfaction in getting that ingrown hair out of your skin and away from the area it shouldn’t be growing in.

2. If the men and the kids leave home, what do women do with their free time? They don’t cook, they don’t clean…they [email protected] That’s right. When no one else is around, that is the perfect time for a little self-love.

3. Women don’t want men to know that when they are really in love, they will smell their guy’s shirts or pillows. They really would be embarrassed if they were caught doing this.

4. Many women prefer to pee outside or in the shower!

5. Women really don’t mind when guys whistle at them. It’s a compliment really. They love it when men get jealous to an extent as well.

6. Men may notice that their partner dresses better when their male friends are around. Why is that? Because women want their man’s friends to want to sleep with them. They don’t actually want to do anything, they just want to be wanted.

7. As much as women do not want to admit it, we look at our ex’s profile on Facebook often. We want to see what they are doing even though we pretend that we couldn’t care less.

8. Even if you are the dumbest guy on the planet, women will most likely stay with you if the s*x is really good.

9. During girls’ night, all of the man’s secrets are revealed to the girlfriends. Everything you never wanted them to know will be out!

10. When men are not around, women will fart. We will never own up to it, but we do it just as much as men do.

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9 Comments

  1. Wow this article is an absolute nightmare and couldn’t be farther from the truth. It’s overly generalized, one dementional and sounda so juvenile that a 13 year old boy could have written this. Not to mention besides being poorly written in general, it’s just flat out boring to read and completely uninsightful. Ugh.

  2. Justshutupalready on

    Is this a satirical article? Because neither I nor any females I know do most of those things. I fart around my fiancée. By the second date BOTH of us admitted that we were trying not to fart in front of each other. We had a good laugh and farted in unison lol. Neither I nor my female friends/associates talk about our men’s skills in the bedroom. Not that I don’t trust them, but some things should stay between you and your significant other. I don’t dress “better” if I’m going to be around my fiancee’s friends. I don’t want them looking. I do what I always do, make sure in clean and presentable. Nothing extra. Because if any of his friends were to try me or give me that look, I will put them out the house with the quickness. And when I’m home alone…I DO cook and clean. That’s the only time I get to do it in peace. But hey, that’s just me and my friends.

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